Nico Collins’ Hamstring Drama: Texans’ Wide Receiver Sidelined
Nico Collins’ Hamstring Throws a Hissy Fit During Game Versus…
Down the List We Go:
- Nico Collins, the sweet summer child of the Houston Texans team, has managed to injure his hamstring in a recent tussle against …
- Dear Nico was spotted hobbling off the field, an oh-so-dejected look painting his face as he was escorted by the team’s gnome-like physios.
- As expected, the internet – the e-choir of agony and ecstasy – went into a frenzy, with fans sending prayers, critics scoffing, and the ever-attentive fantasy football community calculating the impact on their precious points.
- The Texans’ medical team, a bunch perhaps only less popular than the team itself, were quick to have a gander, and Nico was ruled out for the rest of the game.
My, My! Really Now Nico?
It seems that Nico Collins also has a knack for drama. We’ve seen him leaping for those impossible catches, darting across the field with the agility of a gazelle, and now, limping off the field with a weepy hamstring. Is there anything this man can’t do? Seriously. I’m asking.
But what now, fellow world dwellers? Another talented wide receiver sidelined with injury just when we thought the Texans were on the verge of perhaps, just perhaps, becoming interesting. How might this play out in their next game? Only time, Nico’s hamstring, and a bunch of sports medicine professionals will tell.
In the meantime, we pray – for Nico, for his hamstring, for the Texans, but most importantly, for our dear fantasy football community. May the odds ever be in your favor, dear punters. No one likes a party pooper, but of course, we all know that sometimes, not all parties can have a happy ending.
Because at the end of the day, it’s just a game – a game filled with muscly men in tight costumes running around a field for our amusement.
